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If you build it, they will come...

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Michael Cera is going to play and amazing Jared Kushner in the movie version of the Trump presidency

Who else is watching the national cornhole championship on ESPN?

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When billing a customer, which is preferable? A 50:50 split on an invoice (50% now, 50% on completion) or Net 30 terms (i.e. pay everything after 30 days)? Asking for a friend.

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Recruiters know just how to make me feel like the pretty girl at the bar

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Next release of Mastodon will allow admins to post important announcements to their users, and yes, those are reactions

#mastodev

A dot. A dot. A dot will do. Anymore than that is TOO MUCH GLUE.

Juul pods are the new crack viles littering the streets

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DELETE YR FACEBOOK ACCOUNT
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and start preparing for twitter too

hmmm 

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The hashtag to watch for the next 3 days is #36c3

It should be pretty popular on the #fediverse.

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