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We need to be able to take advantage of VR/AR, where you can invite your friends to join you in a fully formed virtual home, without creating a dystopian future where the government can teleport into a photo-realistic version of your house.

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Rating every “Which Mad Men Character Are You?” quiz on the internet with 0 stars because none of them tell me I’m the guy blowing money trying to make jai alai happen

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Y’all: Rioting and looting doesn’t do anything.

Historians: The only thing in history that has worked for the general public inciting change has been a riot,a protest, or a looting- like the Civil Rights Movement, Suffragettes, and Stonewall.

Y’all: Well, violence isn’t the answer

Historians: MLK was peaceful and you still shot him dead, and America is one of the most historically violent countries in the world, how ironic.

JUST SAY YOU DON’T SUPPORT BLACK LIVES MATTER AND LEAVE instead of finding an excuse as to why you shouldn’t care that again and again and again Black people are completely brutalised by police and police are never criminalized for it.

Copied and pasted from a friend. Feel free to do the same and call out racists where they stand.

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Michael Cera is going to play and amazing Jared Kushner in the movie version of the Trump presidency

Who else is watching the national cornhole championship on ESPN?

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When billing a customer, which is preferable? A 50:50 split on an invoice (50% now, 50% on completion) or Net 30 terms (i.e. pay everything after 30 days)? Asking for a friend.

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Recruiters know just how to make me feel like the pretty girl at the bar

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Next release of Mastodon will allow admins to post important announcements to their users, and yes, those are reactions

#mastodev

A dot. A dot. A dot will do. Anymore than that is TOO MUCH GLUE.

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