Recruiters know just how to make me feel like the pretty girl at the bar

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Next release of Mastodon will allow admins to post important announcements to their users, and yes, those are reactions

#mastodev

A dot. A dot. A dot will do. Anymore than that is TOO MUCH GLUE.

Juul pods are the new crack viles littering the streets

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DELETE YR FACEBOOK ACCOUNT
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and start preparing for twitter too

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The hashtag to watch for the next 3 days is #36c3

It should be pretty popular on the #fediverse.

I have to say, I love all of these end of the decade playlists and listicles coming out

@Bolles I read in People Magazine that they actually are dating

@Bolles If you’ve never looked at a painting upside down then you’ve never truly looked at a a painting.

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The problem with being off of Facebook is that nobody remembers your birthday 😒

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