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the difference between twitter and mastodon is that on twitter people are engaging with idiots who think the Civil War was about "states' rights", whereas on mastodon we have a sophisticated debate over whether the loch ness monster has a high enough sperm count to impregnate me

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3 professional association football players vs. 100 kids

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This is what users do when you create an intuitive UI.

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One very bad thing about scientific papers being behind paywalls is that (competing) pseudoscience isn’t behind paywalls, so it’s easier to find misinformation online than to find facts.

I've been clicking around different Mastodon instances trying to find some accounts to follow, and it's like 90% anime.

Shit man, I need to start inviting people.

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me: hey whats up
guy who invented fossil fuels: im going to burn these motherfucking dinosaur bones
me: what

So I tried going to duckchat in the browser, and accidentally went to instead. Thank god that’s not a real site.

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**Fake news: Kim and Trump lookalikes draw crowds in Hanoi**

"Cars stopped and tourists gawked on Friday at what appeared to be North Korean leader Kim Jong Un wandering the streets of Hanoi. "

#news #bot

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