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Juul pods are the new crack viles littering the streets

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and start preparing for twitter too

hmmm 

Sometimes I feel like English should use more upside down punctuation at the beginning of sentences. ¿Is this a question? ¡Should I yell when I read this!

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The hashtag to watch for the next 3 days is #36c3

It should be pretty popular on the #fediverse.

I have to say, I love all of these end of the decade playlists and listicles coming out

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The problem with being off of Facebook is that nobody remembers your birthday 😒

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DON DRAPER (pitching to Budweiser in 1986): Men are simple. Men like beer. But why do they want beer? It's a yearning. A yearning for something more. To be wanted. To be cared for. Mr. Budweiser, here's your next campaign:

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Confused as to why this whole shindig isn't sponsored by Mastodon, the band... there should be some sort of a deal there

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